"OSAMA BIN LADEN claimed responsibility for the failed attempt to bomb a Detroit-bound airliner on Christmas in a new audio message released Sunday threatening more attacks on the United States. . . . There was no way to verify the voice on the audio message was actually bin Laden, but it resembled previous recordings attributed to him."

I hope it's not the FBI veryfing this. They might say it's the Spanish Commie pal Llamazares...