TOTALLY AGREE: Life should be in reverse! "you start by dying, so you put the trauma behind you from the beginning. Then you wake up at a residence getting better by the day. Then they tell you to leave the residence because you're in too good shape to stay in it, and the first thing you do is start getting a pension. Then in your first day of work you get a gold wristwatch. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement. Then you go from one party to another, you drink and have sex all the time and then you start school, playing with your friends, no obligations, until you're a baby. You spend the last 9 months totally relaxed, floating, with central heating and room services. And at the end, you leave this world with an orgasm."

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