STOP THE PRESSES!

Evidence from fossil coral reefs in Mexico underlines the potential for a sudden jump in sea levels because of global warming, scientists report in a new study.

The study, published in the journal Nature, suggests that a sudden rise of 6.5 feet to 10 feet occurred within a span of 50 to 100 years about 121,000 years ago, at the end of the last warm interval between ice ages.

And, as everybody knows, we greedy capitalists mankind were all, 121,000 years ago, driving our gas-guzzling SUVs while factories (we consumerists!) were manufacturing all out superfluous products while spitting tons of CO2 to the atmosphere.

See? Antropogenic global waming finally proven, for all skeptics out there! Good thing Al Gore was around then to warn everybody.