IF THOSE GUYS DIDN'T EXIST, we'd have to invent them:
The three intrepid
explorers researchersglobal warming nitwits who decided to walk across the arctic ice to prove that the Arctic ice is melting (you can’t make this stuff up, you know) are in some big trouble.
Why? Because (brace yourselves) it’s just too darn cold up there to get supplies into them.