TALK ABOUT the famed amenities at Club Fed! Striptease performance at a Spanish jail:

A prison guards' union says a female stripper performed at a Spanish jail and authorities did nothing to stop it.

The union says the woman took her clothes off before male inmates on January 2 and committed several lewd acts at the prison in Picassent in the eastern Valencia region.

Spanish press reporting that, once she was totally nude, the performed covered herself in condensed milk and invited inmates to lick it off. No, seriously. Among the inmates there were several convicted for rape and other sex crimes.

There are some things you just can't make up.

UPDATE. Don Surber emails: "No pictures????" So, in the spirit of  blogger's comraderie, it is! (should be SFW, I think; taken from here)