POLITICAL CORRECTNESS and gender equality gone crazy:

The town of Fuenlabrada on the outskirts of Madrid is taking a novel step in the struggle to achieve equality between Spanish men and women.

The local council is changing the town's traffic signals.

Half of the walking, stick figures on signs at pedestrian crossings and the little, green men that flash inside traffic lights are being given skirts.

If it was Scotland, they'd need to give them mammary glands...